'Question 10: What is a paper straw?' - Your Letters: February 27
THE 10-POINT TEST ON TRUMP
Donald, please take a chair, we are going to establish if you are mentally sane or a deluded lunatic.
I will just give you ten simple questions to answer.
What is the northernmost part of he Caribbean sea called? "The Gulf of America."
What is Canada? "The 51st state of the USA."
Where is Greenland? "The Northeastern USA."
Where is the Rivera of the Mediterranean? "Gaza."
Who is Stormy Daniels? "I don't know."
With whom does the US have a special relationship? "Vladimir Putin."
Who is Elon Musk? "WelI I am God on earth and he is the son of God."
What is climate change? "When the seasons change during the year of course."
What is the democratic constitution of the USA? "I don't know I created an insurrection to bin it."
What is a paper straw? "It doesn't exist, I signed an executive order to abolish it."
Well Donald I am afraid all your answers were wrong. I have to declare that you are totally bonkers.
Francis Biard, Stafford
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