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Your Letters: December 11

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FREEZING TO MY DEATH AT HOME

As a pensioner sitting here warming my hands on the warm air from an air fryer, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to the Labour Party for making me freeze to death in my own home.

No doubt Starmer and his cohorts are busy walking around their palatial residences in their Bermuda shorts or whatever gleefully laughing how they made pensioners pay for the public sector pay rises.

I have a hot water bottle and a hypothermia thermometer compliments of Dudley Council’s winter warmth support scheme.

The thermometer is constantly on the danger to health section, ie 5 degrees centigrade.

Perhaps Mr Starmer could send every pensioner a photograph of his smiling portrait, so we can warm our hands from his beaming smile. I challenge any Labour MP, to live on a paltry pension for a month and see what it's really like on the world's worst pensions.

There is no need for an assisted dying scheme because we already have one, Starmer and Reeves hypothermia scheme.