Mark Andrews: Boris's incredible fertility, Biden's Trump card, and why you can't expect headteachers to pick up truants
All best wishes to Boris Johnson on becoming a father for the eighth – or is it the ninth? – time at the age of 59.
Are there no limits to that man's fertility? It seems you only have to shake hands with him and you're in the club.
Perhaps I should count myself lucky. I've met him four times, and I don't think I'm preggers. Yet.
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Remember the furore about how Donald Trump momentarily stepped in front of the Queen, before quickly correcting himself, during an inspection of the guards in 2019? I only mention it because during Joe Biden's fleeting visit to the UK this week, he managed to not only step in front of the King, but completely obscure him from view as he shuffled about with a confused expression on his face.
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